Capone Was Chicago

Classic Keith

One of my favourite Stones photos - Keith relaxing after a hard days night

Portrait of a 30lb Fat Cat

2005

2006

2009

2011

"Don't want to be a fat man,
people would think that I was just good fun.
Would rather be a thin man,
I am so glad to go on being one.
Too much to carry around with you,
no chance of finding a woman who
will love you in the morning and all the night time too.

"Don't want to be a fat man,
have not the patience to ignore all that.
Hate to admit to myself half of my problems
came from being fat.
Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him,
I seen the other side to being thin.
Roll us both down a mountain
and I'm sure the fat man would win."

Unsung Hockey Heroes: Perry Pelensky

Perry Pelensky was born May 22, 1962 in Edmonton, Alberta. He won the 1979-80 MVP with Fort Saskatchewan during his youth in the AJHL. He was not drafted until 1981 and joined Springfield in the AHL.

Perry played four games as a professional ice hockey player with the Chicago Black Hawks in 1984. He fought Pat Graham in third period of his first NHL game.

After retirement he went to work in oilfield transportation and construction business, becoming the Calgary branch manager for PentaStar Transportation, Ltd.

CAREER NHL STATISTICS
Years Teams GP G A TP PIM
1984 Chicago 4 0 0 0 5

The Telegram - St. John's

Worst moment of the decade

The collapse of a national newspaper

Top stories April 29, 2011:
"Challenge for the NDP: Getting its sudden new supporters to actually vote"
"Don't let the NDP supersize our pension plan"
"Could Layton hurt economy? (Hint: Not your dad’s NDP)"
"Photos of Kate Middleton's dress"
"It's a dream: Experts swoon over Kate's dress" (What experts???)
"Vote on Kate's dress: Hit or Miss?"

[See also the Globe and Mail's heinous endorsement of the "bullheaded" Conservative Leader Stephen Harper on April 28, 2011]