Garbage bags
Gloves
Goggles
Mask
1 litre of Gasoline
Lighter/Matches
5 litres of water
Blunt instrument(s) i.e. bat, hammer, crowbar
Urine (optional)
Bible (optional)
Step 1. Cover hands, eyes, and mouth with protective equipment in order to avoid dangerous binary infections.
Step 2. Detach its 3-pronged tentacles from the outlet. This will remove its food source.
Step 3. Place monitor, tower, and accessories inside seperate garbage bags so they cannot communicate with each other.
Step 4. Carry these computer organs to an open field, far away from any power supply.
Step 5. (Optional) Perform exorcism
Step 6. Use blunt instrument to functionally destroy all computer parts. Be sure to smash the eyes (monitor) and brain (motherboard)
Step 6. Douse items in gasoline
Step 7. Drop a match or lighter. Ensure all parts are engulfed.
Step 8. When parts are sufficiently burned, pour water over the scorched remains. Urination is a possible alternative here as well.
Step 9. Shower immediately and wash hands thoroughly with soap and water.
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